"SO ALIVE, IT'S MOVING. IF ONLY IT MOVED AWAY"

A FAMILY MEMBER

"NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS, BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE.

IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!"

WILL FERRELL / KANYE WEST

"MY GO-TO ON SLOW NIGHTS"

NIGHT TIME LOOK-OUT, THE VERY LAST LIGHTHOUSE, DESOLATION ISLAND

"TAKE WHATEVER DEVICE YOU'RE READING THIS ON, AND SHOOT A BULLET THROUGH IT. SET IT ON FIRE, PUT IT IN A BUCKET OF CEMENT, SAIL TO THE DEEPEST PLACE YOU KNOW, AND SINK IT. THEN SAIL ON, PREFERABLY SOMEWHERE WITH NO WI-FI."

ASPIRE MAGAZINE

"KEEPS ME UP ALL NIGHT"

HIS FUTURE EDITOR

"MORE PLOT IN MY KALEIDOSCOPE"

CHILD WITH POOR SOCIAL SKILLS

"THE BEST THING ON THE SHELF, 
DEPENDING ON THE SHELF"

GIRLFRIEND

"MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A SALSA CLASS"

ONE-LEGGED PIRATE

"DUDE. THAT SHI+'S ON F++++++ FIRE!"

DUDE AT BURNING MAN FESTIVAL

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